animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU’RE LIFE SAVERS. LITERALLY. 

I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SWAMP OF SADNESS HERE UNTIL I WAS ALREADY IN IT. THEY’RE PRETTY TERRIBLE. IT’S A REALLY LONG STORY, BUT MY COUSIN ARTAX ACTUALLY DIED IN ONE OF THESE. WHICH IS LIKE, SO SAD TO THINK AB-

AH, DAMN IT.

_{[preorder the book]}

you-cleverboy:

idaresayihavetoomany:

volcannicash:

I love this man ♥

DFTBA.

I reblog this every time it shows up on my dash because it’s peerf and everyone should know it.

This is probably my favorite video in history.

And then the rest of it, in poster form:

PERFECT.

(Source: chronicallyannoyed)

I think I’m just gonna not go to work tomorrow and get really fucking baked instead

digitalsunlight:

concludes:

concludes:

Males just have no respect anymore.

And it continues because I called him out on tumblr. And he has the nerve to ask me to take it down.

I also woke up to find two pictures of him pulling his cheeks apart, bragging how it only got four notes.

How fucking pleasant.

And his URL is wild-boyyy in case anyone wanted to know.

tumblr user wild-boyyy has some riveting argumentative skills.

But I’m male and I have respect :/

I don’t do this to people, I’m typically a very nice and pleasant person to be around, I hold doors, give up my seat on the bus/train for those who want it or need it more than me, so on.

It’s long, but really worth the read - Imgur

Today has been a good day for my stock portfolio so far. Everything except for one of the 20 companies in which I’ve invested has gone up today. Some of them by rather a lot, too.

carcino-genetics:

jthesecondquincy:

arianracehorse:

314eater:

fahrenheit-469:

314eater:

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

darkoverord:

godshideouscreation:

diaaaamond:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes

Fucking tall people.

Damn right. It’s what you all get for being so much smaller than me >:C

I’m not that much of an asshole… I’m only 6’ 3”.

(Source: ancien-t)

carryonanddontblink:

iamafrayedknot:

jensedpadaleckles:

I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.

I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.

He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position. 

He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park. 

His twitter.

I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.

How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up

^^^ Rebloging again for the comment above~ 

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)

As I spend more and more of this day browsing through the Black Lapel site I feel more and more of a need to buy one of every suit they have. Probably two of some of the more generic ones, like a plain black and a black pinstripe, because I’d get it in a couple of different styles.

I’d only have like 20 suits at that point. That wouldn’t even get me through a month. That’s why I’d need a whole bunch of shirts of different colours and with different stylings to make it so I could go a month without repeating myself.

I suppose I’d need the ties, socks, and shoes to go with that.

Shame Black Lapel doesn’t have as much selection of those.

Also a shame I don’t have the money to drop $17000 on a bunch of suits and shoes and stuff.

sigh

I have decided that there does not exist a good photo of me. I have honestly never seen a photo of me where I liked how I look in it. Even a little bit. My solution to this problem: destroy every camera and all means by which to make more.

I really want to get that 3-piece gray suit with a lavender shirt and black tie. I’m seriously considering it. Just not sure if it’s worth $780 plus taxes and shipping.